Geezer Humor

In an earlier age these would show up on the bulletin board with fourteen generations of Xerox pimples. Today your friends forward them to you via e-mail. I'll update this page occasionally. Send your favorite "How the years have passed" piece to me, tedpack@thevision.net

Sandra Purdy sent us these in December 2006.

Old is when....Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love" and you answer, pick one, I can't do both!"

Old is when.... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

Old is when.... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

Old is when.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

Old is when.... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

Old is when...."Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

Old is when...."Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

Old is when....An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee.