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Christmas News Letters -
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Not all Christmas letters are bragging ones.


Christmas News Navigation:

Advice and Suggestions
for Christmas Letters

Best brag

Three illustrative snippets

Full-length examples

From me:

01 A practical joke
02 My grandparents die
03 English Tour
04 Barn swallows
05 Buying hubcaps
06 Group photos
07 Mr. Science
08 Backpacking, Middle English
09 Leukemia
10 Comfort Clothes
11 Marmots and Texas
12 Eagle, Turkey and Emu

From Alert Readers:
01 In the Foothills
02 Excess
03 Things unsaid
04 11 Kids
05 Multiple Choice
06 . . . bit my ear
07 Facts and Stats
08 Neiheisel Review
09 Family and Horses
10 Sing a Song
11 The Professional

Parodies of Christmas Letters:
Erma Bombeck & Martha Stewart
Around the World
Coping with DUI
Defining Pretentious
The 12 McQ's

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May the blessing of this holy season fill you with joy and peace!

1998 was not the greatest year for the Rogers. In February I was let go by the church, and even though the charges of grand theft were eventally dropped, the legal fees sent us into backruptcy. Linda became so depressed that she took a medical leave from teaching and took off to Mexico for a month with one of her student teachers. She returned just in time to learn that our dogs ran away when the house burned down, which wouldn't have been so bad except our homeowners insurance had lapsed. Linda and I have reconciled and just purchased a 1966 VW van so we can visit all of our friends now that we are homeless. We look forward to seeing you very soon.

Well, no, none of the above is true, but you have to admit it makes more interesting reading that what our lives have really been like!


This is one page of over two dozen devoted to Christmas news letters. The main Christmas News Letters page has links to more examples, plus some general guidelines and specific suggestions for writing Christmas news letters. If you have an example, either good or bad, that you'd like to share with the rest of the world, send it to me and I'll add it to these pages.

Visits since 11 November 1998.
I updated this page on 02 Dec 2006

This is the church I attend:
Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Stanislaus County
It's a denomination many people have never heard of. Most of us believe different religions are different paths up the same mountain. We welcome black and white, Hispanic and Hmong. That's almost universal for churches. We welcome gays and lesbians, too; that is a little less standard. We welcome people with different ideas about the nature of God. That usually confuses people in normal churches. We have Agnostics, Atheists and Deists. We have people who were (or are) Buddhists or Wiccans. We have people who started out Jewish, Catholic or Protestant. We manage to meet under the same roof every week to explore spiritual questions.